ScubaDuba -- Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Is A Cult Leader

	The Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Is A Cult Leader 04/03/1997


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The Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Is A Cult Leader:
5.	He tells you it will only be a 15-minute comet ride to the divesite. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
4.	His gauges show depth, psi, water temperature, no-decompression limits and the amount of days left until the apocalypse. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
3.	*'Excuse me...I'm not sure I heard him correctly. Did he just tellall male divers to take out their dive knives and cut off their dolls!!* ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
2.	He hands out purple hoods to each diver, but the water temperatureis 86 degrees. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
1.	He speaks with a funny voice, wear's a goofy hat, claims he can breathe underwater...wait a minute, that's Jacques Cousteau! ScubaGuy -- New York, New York