ScubaDuba -- Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Doesn't Like You

	The Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Doesn't Like You 01/13/1997


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The Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Doesn't Like You:
5.	He tells you to make sure you experience the velvety texture of that pretty fire coral by rubbing your skin against it. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
4.	He straps a bloody t-bone steak to your BC, telling you it's for the 'extra special' shark dive. Ralph Raabe -- San Jose, California
3.	He switches your sea-sickness patch with a nicotine patch while you're not looking. Ralph Raabe -- San Jose, California
2.	*He tosses your gear overboard, explaining that 'real men don't needfins.'* ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
1.	'No no...you've got to stick your hand in the hole if you want to coax out a moray.' ScubaGuy -- New York, New York