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04/06/1998

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The Top 5 Signs You Didn't Dive All Winter:
5. Your mask is so dusty, someone has used his finger to write 'spit on me' on the glass.
Steve -- Seattle, Washington
4. Just becoming sober, you realize you're still in Cozumel!
Fischer -- Sedona, Arizona
3. The last time you saw your gloves, mask, snorkel & fins was on the snowman in the front yard.
Gerry Foster -- Bristol, Connecticut
2. You complain to your dive shop that the wetsuit you bought last summer no longer fits, 'so it must have shrunk, right?'
ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
1. You were arrested for exposing yourself at the local fish market.
Jay Bousquet
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