ScubaDuba -- Top 5 Signs That The New Diver Is The X-Files' Fox Mulder

	The Top 5 Signs That The New Diver Is The X-Files' Fox Mulder 12/16/1996


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The Top 5 Signs That The New Diver Is The X-Files' Fox Mulder:
5.	He shows up at dive shop to investigate numerous sightings of web-footed humanoids with round plastic mouths and glass eyes entering the ocean to blow bubbles. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
4.	He believes bio-luminescence is really thousands of tiny aliens and their tiny green flashlights. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
3.	He's personally seen divers taken aboard helicopter-like spaceshipsand flown to secret, so-called 'recompression chambers. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
2.	He tries to pick up female divers by asking if they want to seehis 'sex files. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
1.	He flashes his FBI identification and snarls, 'Here's my damn C-card, okay?!' ScubaGuy -- New York, New York