ScubaDuba -- Top 5 Complaints Of White House Scuba Divers

	The Top 5 Complaints Of White House Scuba Divers 03/23/1998


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The Top 5 Complaints Of White House Scuba Divers:
5.	They fear that like everything else in the White House, their scuba equipment will leak uncontrollably. Derek Marshall -- Leicester, England
4.	One of the interns refuses to take the proper surface interval before going down again. Jill -- Austin, Texas
3.	The President will not buddy up with anyone named Kathleen, claiming it gives him the 'Willeys'. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
2.	Five words: Janet Reno in a wetsuit. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
1.	It seems that when you're around the President, SCUBA stands for Saw Clinton's Underwear By Ankles. Shastadazy@aol.com