ScubaDuba -- Top 5 Reasons Monica Lewinsky Failed Her Scuba Certification Test

	The Top 5 Reasons Monica Lewinsky Failed Her Scuba Certification Test 02/23/1998


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The Top 5 Reasons Monica Lewinsky Failed Her Scuba Certification Test:
5.	She embarassed her instructor by asking if it was possible to 'do it' on a dive table. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
4.	She gave up on scuba entirely when she realized she had to remove the snorkel from her mouth. Ed Gaglio -- Cumberland, Maryland
3.	When asked to provide a definition for "buddy," she replied that Buddy was a dog belonging to her boyfriend, Bill. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
2.	She refused to clear her mask -- got caught asking Vernon Jordan to clear it for her. ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
1.	While learning the dive tables, she announced to her class that she could go down 'really really deep for 30 minutes, which makes me an XXX diver!' rart@islandsmag.com