ScubaDuba -- Top 5 <I>More</I> Reasons to Avoid Diving In Florida Until This Whole Election Mess Is Finally Over

	The Top 5 More Reasons to Avoid Diving In Florida Until This Whole Election Mess Is Finally Over 12/04/2000


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*The Top 5 More* Reasons to Avoid Diving In Florida Until This Whole Election Mess Is Finally Over:**
5.	You'll be in immediate danger when you tell the other divers your name is Chad and they see that your cheeks are dimpled. Mike Herman -- Florida
4.	Too many lawyers in the area have driven away all of the sharks and barracuda. Elmondo Glumpnaigle
3.	The wording of the dive shop's liability form is so confusing, you can't tell if you're waiving your right to sue them or voting for Pat Buchanan. Eric Levine -- New York, New York
2.	You might wake up in Miami, only to find that all of your gear has been loaded into the back of a truck and driven to Tallahassee. Bill Sofield -- Knoxville, Tennessee
1.	Even if you only need one more minute to reach the boat, Secretary of Scuba Katherine Harris will order the Captain to leave without you. Mike Herman -- Florida