ScubaDuba -- Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Elian Gonzalez

	The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Elian Gonzalez 05/01/2000


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The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Elian Gonzalez:
5.	The boat tender points a speargun your way and "encourages" you to hand over your buddy. Numerous Contributors
5.	Your boat capsizes before you reach the dive site. Ken Dees
3.	*Fidel Castro attacks you in his speech for your refusal to refer to Elian as your dive comrade.* ScubaGuy -- New York, New York
2.	Visibility is ruined by the sand kicked-up by 6,000 Cubans and 40 camera crews who follow your every move. Steve Opalenik
1.	You find yourself admiring the shapely, neoprene-clad form of your new divemaster.Janet Reno? David A. Bailey