ScubaDuba -- Top 5 Ways To Impress Your Dive Instructor

	The Top 5 Ways To Impress Your Dive Instructor 05/31/1999


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The Top 5 Ways To Impress Your Dive Instructor:
5.	You have his weight belt gold-plated. Michael Tapper -- Chicago, Illinois
4.	You practice your giant-stride entry religiously, until you can perform it with 3 1/2 somersaults in the pike position. Steve Opalenik
3.	Keep calling him "Jacques" and apologizing for the "understandable error." Mike Wilkinson -- Haslett, Michigan
2.	Undergo hours of costly and painful surgery to have gills implanted. Adam Martin -- Newark, Delaware
1.	*Fashion a home-made BC to look just like his secret* inflatable girlfriend Steve Opalenik**