| The Top 5 Signs Your Exotic Dive Vacation Is A Little Too Exotic: |
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The dive briefing includes instructions for making a snorkel out of a bamboo shoot.
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The captain of the dilapidated dive vessel argues that you read the brochure wrong: You're diving off a wreck, not on a wreck.
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You find yourself longing for the gourmet economy class meal that you ate on the plane ride over.
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You search in vain for a modem connection, resulting in long delays in uploading several weeks of Top 5 Lists to ScubaDuba
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The dive "resort" lacks plumbing facilities, but does feature special, post-meal "feed the fish" dives.
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