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You're frustrated by your struggle to pull your wetsuit on over your Depends.
Paul Metzner
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The barnacles on your walker keep tearing your dry suit.
StonerJim@aol.com
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Your dive computer beeps when you ascend to quickly, when you're low on air...or when it's time for your Geritol.
Kevin Kirrane
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You can't understand why your regulator keeps falling out of your mouth simply because you forgot to put your teeth in.
Numerous Contributors
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You petition PADI to require that all divers understand the handsignal for, 'I've fallen and I can't get up!'
chknodc@gte.net
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