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You're wearing a wetsuit and carrying a dive bag. Everyone else is wearing a plaid flannel shirt and carrying a tackle box.
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You're captain has a patch on his eye, a hook on his right arm and a promise to keep an eye on your valuables.
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Your divemaster asks for help with 'this damn airhose and this puffy jacket and this tank thingy.'
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Everyone on board is fully-clothed, soaking wet and wondering what part of Cuba you come from.
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You hear the captain say, 'Close the hatches and periscope up!'
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