| The Top 5 Signs You're On A Truly Remote Dive Vacation: |
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The Dive Master looks at your gear and exclaims, 'Wow! Aluminum tanks!'
Christine
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Your rental snorkel is made of bamboo.
ScubaGuy
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Below the 'Welcome' sign of your dive resort is a huge boiling pot and the owner is licking his lips.
Christine
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When you ask where the nearest bathroom is, the Dive Master says,'Fiji.'
dhunt@tctc.com
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Your Dive Master is Gilligan, the cook is Maryann, your buddy is named Ginger and the only dive site is in 'the lagoon.'
Steve Opalenik
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