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His wetsuit has horizontal stripes on it.
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He jumps into the shark cage and yells 'home sweet home!
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He tells you the water off of Alcatraz is much colder.
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Your flashlight burns out, you ask to borrow a battery, and he says,'Battery? No. Grand Theft Auto? Yes.
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He carries a sawed-off speargun.
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