| The Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Is A Little Too Serious: |
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He insists on judging your giant stride entry by form, originality and degree of difficulty.
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He's petitioning PADI to receive Advanced Certification for completely filling out his Log Book.
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He looks dour, never smiles, and is always clutching a pen in hisright hand...oh, sorry, that's Bob Dole.
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You flash him the "OK" sign after entering, and he shouts back, "'Okay' just isn't good enough, mister!"
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He devotes his spare time to searching for a cure for 'Cayman Madness.
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