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He tells you it will only be a 15-minute comet ride to the divesite.
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His gauges show depth, psi, water temperature, no-decompression limits and the amount of days left until the apocalypse.
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'Excuse me...I'm not sure I heard him correctly. Did he just tellall male divers to take out their dive knives and cut off their dolls!!
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He hands out purple hoods to each diver, but the water temperatureis 86 degrees.
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He speaks with a funny voice, wear's a goofy hat, claims he can breathe underwater...wait a minute, that's Jacques Cousteau!
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