| The Top 5 Signs Your Divemaster Doesn't Like You: |
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He tells you to make sure you experience the velvety texture of that pretty fire coral by rubbing your skin against it.
ScubaGuy
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He straps a bloody t-bone steak to your BC, telling you it's for the 'extra special' shark dive.
Ralph Raabe
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He switches your sea-sickness patch with a nicotine patch while you're not looking.
Ralph Raabe
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He tosses your gear overboard, explaining that 'real men don't needfins.'
ScubaGuy
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'No no...you've got to stick your hand in the hole if you want to coax out a moray.'
ScubaGuy
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