| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Shop Is Owned By The Mob: |
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Sells booties in small, medium, large and cement.
Gene Reed
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Dive knives come in two styles: Switchblade or Stiletto
ScubaGuy
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None of their spearguns have serial numbers.
Gene Reed
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They've never heard of D.A.N., but strongly suggest you pay dues to DON.
Gene Reed
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'Sleeping With The Fishes' is not just some new-fangled dive trip.
ScubaGuy
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