| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Might Be Elvis: |
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He's scaring the fish with his white leather, fringed, metal-studded wetsuit.
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An environmental disaster is declared due to the oil slick emanting from his hair.
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He cracks himself up crooning 'Love Me Tender' to the boathands.
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His mask is custom-fitted with pitch-black lenses.
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He's wearing blue suede fins.
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