| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Wacky: |
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He tells you to bring a flashlight on the next dive, cause he wants to keep searching for that octopus's garden in the shade.
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He keeps trying to engage you in a sing-along of 'Tanks ForThe Memories'
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He hated The Deep, cause he thinks Jacqueline Bissett should have been wearing more than just a white, thin t-shirt in the obviously chilly water.
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He introduces himself by saying, 'The name's Bond...JamesBond.
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Everytime the seas get a little rough, he grabs you tightly and screams, 'Hold me, Mommy!!'
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