| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Kenneth Starr: |
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Despite numerous leaks, he never runs out of air.
dwdaniel@mindspring.com
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He's insists on teaching you his hand signal for 'immunity.'
ScubaGuy
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He'll only dive in white water.
Numerous Contributors
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He spent $40 million to investigate just who has been fogging uphis mask.
ScubaGuy
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He subpoenas your log book to see if you've 'gone down' with anyone named Monica.
Christine
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