| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Bill Gates: |
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His dive computer has a mouse, a windows interface and provides minute-by-mintue stock quotes for MSFT.
Kevin Kirrane
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He's offended when you eat an apple as a post-dive snack.
ScubaGuy
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He's so excited after a dive that he announces he's buying the Pacific Ocean.
ScubaGuy
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He just sits on the sea bottom and waits for everything to come to him.
Bruce D. Omholt
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After a dive, his hair look really funny. Sort of like a bowlcut with strands sticking out everywhere. No, wait...that's beforea dive.
ScubaGuy
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