| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Al Gore: |
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He's accompanied by a group of Buddhist monks who have volunteered to pick-up all of your dive expenses.
Mike Wilkinson
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Neoprene frogmen wearing sunglasses and speakers in their ears follow their thorough search of your divesite with a full-body search of you!
jlaite@islands.vi
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Al who????
Gerry Foster
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His hand signals are direct and sincere, but you still can't help looking at him and feeling like falling asleep.
ScubaGuy
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He harangues you with some theory about your air bubbles being responsible for the hole in the ozone layer.
mayfab@bcni.net
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