| The Top 5 Signs You Won't Be Diving For A Very Long Time: |
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You just qualified for a 'Frequent Bender' card at the local decompression chamber.
PestkaC@aol.com
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4. |
You fall for the old 'let's see if you can hold your breath all the way to the surface' trick.
ScubaGuy
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3. |
That friendly pooch at Customs sniffed more than just Milkbones in your dive bag.
PestkaC@aol.com
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2. |
Your joints have more snap, crackle and pop than your breakfast.
PestkaC@aol.com
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You exclaim, 'Aw what the hell,' as you strap on the first chum-integrated B.C.
ScubaGuy
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