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Your divemaster kneels and crosses himself before jumping in the water.
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The dive shop owner pulls out his special 'loss of limb' waiver form for you to sign.
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Your boat captain is singing 'Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville' a little too convincingly.
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When you ask the boat tender to hand you your goody bag, he grabs his crotch and exclaims, 'I got your goody bag right here.
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Everybody on board smiles and calls you "chum," but you get the feeling they don't mean "buddy" or "pal!"
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