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You warn everyone in the elevator not to hold their breath on the way up.
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After receiving a party invitation saying 'jacket required', you go shopping for shoes to match your B.C.
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You find yourself wearing a 3-piece, pinstripe, neoprene suit to work.
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You begin to think it's a good idea to strap a nail file to your inner calf when going out on a date.
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You get into the bath only by descending the chain anchored to the drain plug.
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