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The latest PADI manual teaches the importance of having a reliable dive comrade.
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The Great Barrier Reef is now being referred to as The Great Wall Of Coral.
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Your dive computer provides your fortune and lucky numbers.
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Your local dive shop has cancelled their affiliation with NAUI and now pronounces new divers 'MAO Certified.'
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If your last name is Clinton or Gore, you dive for free!
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