| The Top 5 Signs That The New Diver Is The X-Files' Fox Mulder: |
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He shows up at dive shop to investigate numerous sightings of web-footed humanoids with round plastic mouths and glass eyes entering the ocean to blow bubbles.
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He believes bio-luminescence is really thousands of tiny aliens and their tiny green flashlights.
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He's personally seen divers taken aboard helicopter-like spaceshipsand flown to secret, so-called 'recompression chambers.
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He tries to pick up female divers by asking if they want to seehis 'sex files.
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He flashes his FBI identification and snarls, 'Here's my damn C-card, okay?!'
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