| The Top 5 Signs That A Golfer Wishes He Was Scuba Diving: |
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He brags that he lobstered the 9th hole.
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He rejects the 3-wood his caddy hands him and asks for the blue semi-dry snorkel instead.
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He pulls out his scorecard, does some quick math and announces that he's an 'H' golfer and has to wait 3 hours before teeing off.
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He insists on doing a backward roll of the golf cart.
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He introduces himself as 1997 Master's Champion Tiger Shark.
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