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Luke has trouble remembering the simple phrase, 'light saber --right hand, flashlight -- left hand, and ends up cutting off his dive buddies' limbs.'
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No matter how loose she makes the strap, Princess Leia cannotpull her mask over that hairdo.
Christine Clayson
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Han Solo insists on putting every dive boat he's on into 'hyperspace' and blowing the engine and stranding everyone in the middle of the ocean.
ScubaGuy
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No matter who he murders or how many planets he blows up, DarthVader cannot get PADI to certify him with that breathing disorder.
ScubaGuy
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Chewbacca cannot find a dive buddy to recognize the hand signal for 'awargachhhhhhhheeewwwwe.
Christine Clayson
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