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I will wipe my nose after coming out of the water and beforesmiling happily at a boat full of divers.
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I will make sure my bathing suit is adjusted properly before doing a backward roll with everyone watching.
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I will think twice before adhering so strictly to the belief that drinking beer after a day's diving helps you off-gas nitrogen.
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I will check my dive gear carefully before the boat leaves the dock, eliminating the need to say, 'Uh...does anyone have an extra mask??'
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I will wear my brand-new wetsuit for at least 15 minutes before succombing to the need to pee in it.
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