| The Top 5 Reasons You're Better Off Scuba Diving Than Watching Or Playing In The Super Bowl: |
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A guy in the Superdome will eat three hot dogs, a bag of peanuts,two cokes and some cotton candy and hurl on the family in the row in front of him. A guy on a dive boat can do the same and merely 'feed the fish.'
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It never takes 15 minutes to swim 10 yards.
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You can accidentally kick up a ton of silt at a dive site, ruining the viz for everyone, and still not be called for 'dive interference.'
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If you're diving, and your name is Bledsoe, you'll have a buddywho'll be concerned with your safety. If you're playing in the Super Bowl,and your name is Bledsoe, you'll have a bunch of Packers intent on trying to kill you.
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Nobody expects you to finish your dive, slam your mask on the deck,and do a goofy dance while the other divers pat you on the butt in celebration.
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