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They fear that like everything else in the White House, their scuba equipment will leak uncontrollably.
Derek Marshall
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One of the interns refuses to take the proper surface interval before going down again.
Jill
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The President will not buddy up with anyone named Kathleen, claiming it gives him the 'Willeys'.
ScubaGuy
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Five words: Janet Reno in a wetsuit.
ScubaGuy
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It seems that when you're around the President, SCUBA stands for Saw Clinton's Underwear By Ankles.
Shastadazy@aol.com
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