| The Top 5 Reasons To Take Hillary Clinton Diving With You: |
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She'll stick by you faithfully, even when she finds out that you've dived with many other buddies.
popcorn123456@email.msn.com
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She can easily guide you through even the most treacherous whitewater conditions.
Petervan Swieten
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She gets the best deals on dive vacations by threatening to fire the entire travel office.
Numerous Contributors
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She can show you some neat tricks with a dive knife that she learned from Lorena Bobbitt.
ScubaGuy
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She'll be extremely grateful for the experience, as she clearly hasn't 'gone down' in a long time.
cmphowdy@carol.net
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