| The Top 5 Reasons Santa Claus Is Cancelling His Post-Christmas Dive Trip: |
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He can't figure out a hand signal for 'ho ho ho.'
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Mrs. Claus says, 'Enough with the diving. This year we're going to Disneyworld!'
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His favorite dive buddy Hanukah Harry is still vacationing on that Red Sea liveaboard, and the Easter Bunny hates the water.
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'So who's gonna come down my chimney and leave a Nikonos V under my treee, huh??'
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Even with a dry suit, that Arctic Ocean is still TOO DAMN COLD!
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