| The Top 5 Signs You Should Quit Scuba Diving: |
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When someone tells you that you must have dropped ten pounds, you look around for your weight belt.
Howard
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You wake up and immediately backroll out of your bed.
Michael
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You've become bored with the current dive tables and have decided to make up your own.
Melissa Bianchini
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Your local hyberbaric chamber has given you a "Buy 10 Treatments, Get One Free" membership card to award you for being a good customer.
Jane Hazel
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The doctor has informed you that your "shrinkage" is permanent.
Sully
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