| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Works For The CIA: |
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He's constantly "profiling" all the fish.
TxDiver
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He makes you wear a blindfold over your mask while swimming to the divesite.
Mark
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He never gets lost underwater since "they" implanted the cerebral GPS.
David Bowman
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His dive slate has the ability to self-destruct in 10 seconds.
Iron Bar
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He insists that cyanide pills are a necessary component of a "Save-A-Dive" kit.
Robert Rossi
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