| The Top 5 Reasons To Avoid Diving With Your Kids: |
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They cry incessantly every time you tell them they can't have a sea horsey ride.
Opal
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They might tell everyone in school how daddy got them "narced" on vacation, and you'll end up with a lot of explaining to do.
Robert Rossi
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They're constantly writing on their dive slates, "Are we there yet?"
Kevin Dunlap
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Whil they are just as colorful, coral reefs do not come apart and go back together as easily as Legos do.
Marty and Stephanie Puckett
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You'll have wasted all those years of teaching them not to pee in their pants.
ScubaTrish
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