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He could poach every abalone in California and never reach $300 Thousand in fines.
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His custom black wetsuit is quite flattering to his physique.
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His hand signals won't be intercepted by 'any two yokels with a scanner.'
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C'mon, his name is Newt!
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He wants to study the complex Caribbean political philosophy: Ethics, shmethics, let's dive!
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