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The trip starts out with a lecture on "How To Bail."
Bruce
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The captain makes you do a giant stride.from the end of a plank.
Phil Garner
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You faintly hear someone yelling, "Women and children first!"
Tim Henderson
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A crew member has just asked you if you have a "patchy-like thingy."
Glen Kennedy
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To leave the dock, everyone has to get in the water with their fins on and push.
Phil Garner
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