| The Top 5 Reasons Monica Lewinsky Failed Her Scuba Certification Test: |
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She embarassed her instructor by asking if it was possible to 'do it' on a dive table.
ScubaGuy
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She gave up on scuba entirely when she realized she had to remove the snorkel from her mouth.
Ed Gaglio
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When asked to provide a definition for "buddy," she replied that Buddy was a dog belonging to her boyfriend, Bill.
ScubaGuy
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She refused to clear her mask -- got caught asking Vernon Jordan to clear it for her.
ScubaGuy
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While learning the dive tables, she announced to her class that she could go down 'really really deep for 30 minutes, which makes me an XXX diver!'
rart@islandsmag.com
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