| The Top 5 More Reasons Not To Dive With Your Priest Or Rabbi: |
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He spends too much time trying to keep his incense and candles lit.
Captain Mike
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His attempts at offering communion during the shark feeding fail miserably.
Tim Henderson
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His pointing to "The Way" causes premature surfacing.
Tim Henderson
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He keeps trying to convert the Jewfish.
Seadog
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He annoys you with his constant jokes about talking the sperm whales into getting circumsized.
James
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