| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Vice President Dick Cheney: |
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He refuses to show you his c-card, dive tables or log book, claiming "executive privilege."
Terry Freeze
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His weekend dive boat is able to launch jet aircraft.
R. Hazlett
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He looks uncomfortable when female divers wrap towels around their heads
Hale
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His gauges include an electrocardiogram.
Tina
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You never know where to meet him because he's always diving at an "undisclosed location."
Iron Bar
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