| The Top 5 Reasons President George W. Bush Shouldn't Scuba Dive: |
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It's almost impossible to find a wetsuit with the Presidential Seal on it.
Mark Barringer
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The Secret Service men haven't yet mastered the skill of talking into their thumbs.
Brian O'Grady
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They just don't make cowboy boot-shaped fins.
Tim Henderson
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It's more than a little unnerving to hear him say that he'll bring his buddy back "Dead or Alive."
John Crooker
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Two words: Presidential Speedo
Brad Lane
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