| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Jerry Springer: |
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Just before entering the water, he surprises you by bringing out an old dive buddy who has a secret crush on you.
Iron Bar
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He posts a sign in the dive shop that says, "If you are a diver in love with a mermaid, please call me at."
Joseph Illovsky
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He brings along big divers who have "Security" written on their wetsuits to "break up any fights between divers."
Rob
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He tells you that you're the only buddy he's found who has enough teeth to hold his regulator in his mouth.
Tim Henderson
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He's the only one who flashes a handsignal for "Are you tri-sexual?"
Tim Henderson
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