| The Top 5 Reasons You Shouldn't Dive With Your Mother: |
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She makes you use every last drop of air before you can surface.
Eric Levine
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She keeps sewing your name on all of your dive equipment.
Glen Kennedy
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It's embarassing to be the only one of your buddies who's diving in a freshly starched wetsuit.
Amy Grant
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She keeps telling the boat captain to slow down.
C Lewis
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She insists upon holding your hand while you cross the reef.
Richard
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