| The Top 5 Reasons To Avoid Diving With Your Minister: |
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He drops to the bottom and crosses himself every time he sees an angelfish.
Brad Lane
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He insists on giving hand signals in Latin.
Glen Kennedy
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You haven't yet mastered the buoyancy characteristics of Holy water.
Scubadaf
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He keeps trying to get into theological debates with jewfish.
Mike H.
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If you want to go diving with him on Sunday, it's got to be very very early.
Michael Tapper
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