| The Top 5 More Reasons Not To Dive With Your Doctor: |
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His jealousy of the surgeonfish tends to ruin every dive.
DocVikingo
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The magazines in his waiting room are always soggy.
Tim Henderson
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He claims your HMO will only pay for one tank, not two.
Chris Woodrow
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His tongue depresser keeps jamming your regulator.
Daryn
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His pre-dive check is too hands-on, and includes the phrase, "Turn your head and cough."
Big B
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