| The Top 5 Signs You've Over-Extended Your Bottom Time: |
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Upon surfacing, you discover the Republicans have given up investigating the Clintons.
Brady Schickinger
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You're being recruited by pretzel manufacturers as a model.
Seyah Bob
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You decide to just board that ship that's already down here instead of making that annoyingly slow ascent back to the surface.
John Reb 19
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There's too much blood in your nitrogen system.
Seadog
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You're not really sure, but you think you just saw the Yellow Submarine.
John Reb 19
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