| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is President Bush: |
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Prior to the dive, he suggests you avoid any "decomprehension".
Eric Levine
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All of his other dive buddies are wearing dark-tinted masks and talking into their dive watches.
Jacob The MonkeyBoy
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The Secret Service insists upon sending off a sample of your air supply for testing.
Ray Bosley
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He arrives at the dive site aboard "Scuba One".
Jacob The MonkeyBoy
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He swears that the white flaky stuff on his face is just salt left over from his last ocean dive.
John Reb 19
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